No Such Thing As A Dirty Pair of Jeans


DanJamesAndy, Anna discuss jean-cleaning, sausage stories, mile high mistakes and Napoleon's teeny-weeny.
 

Episode 14                         6 June, 2014

Further Reading


Having not washed his jeans for 15 months, this student found plenty of bacteria; but then, all of us are 90% bacteria anyway - it's them that make your sweat smell.

Charlemagne impressed his guests by cleaning his asbestos tablecloth in the fire, while Dirty Dick never cleaned anything.

Half the population is wearing jeans right now - or 'waist overalls' as Levi called them until 1960. 

Where would Lindberg have been without his trusty armbrust cup and cut-off maps?

The first woman to fly a plane was disobeying her teacher's orders.

After Napoleon's capture, his bizarre possessions took a tour of England, although there was no sign of his trusted adviser, the little red genie.

In 1994 Bonham's identified Rasputin's 'penis' as a dried up sea cucumber, while Tutankhamun was found with an erect penis. And James wasn't lying - there was a circus act with two penises.

Germany does have a Sausage Academy and the US does have a National Hot Dog Council. At the first hot dog eating competition in 1916 the winner ate 13 hot dogs; in 2013 the winner consumed 69 in ten minutes. That's progress....

Homer and Aristophanes both wrote about sausages, and ASDA commissioned the world's longest in the year 2000.

 

The Origin of DenimThe Origin of Denim
Wales's WikipediaWales's Wikipedia
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Between 600 and 700 men worldwide were born with two penises.

Between 600 and 700 men worldwide were born with two penises.















 

To Wash Or Not To Wash? The Levi ResponseTo Wash Or Not To Wash? The Levi Response

German Idioms

Das is mir wurst = It's sausage to me = I don't care

Die beleidigte Leberwurst Spielen = to play the
offended liver pate = to sulk 

German Idioms Das is mir wurst = It's sausage to me = I don't care Die beleidigte Leberwurst Spielen = to play the offended liver pate = to sulk 
The Origins of the Mile High ClubThe Origins of the Mile High Club

(MIS)ATTRIBUTED TO BISMARCK

If you like laws and sausages, you should never watch either one being made.