The facial expressions on Lego figures have become increasingly angry over the last 30 years.
“Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!”
“I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it.”
“Sometimes I think heaven must be one continuous unexhausted reading.”