Drips and Drops
An ‘eavesdrop’ is the spot by a house where water falls off the roof, and also the spot to stand in to hear what’s going on inside.
“It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.”
“Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.”
“Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!”
“I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it.”
“Sometimes I think heaven must be one continuous unexhausted reading.”